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Pakka 420:-

Girls R 70% Beauty.

Girls R 75% Sweety.

Girls R 85% Naughty.

Girls R 90% Cute.

Girls R 100% Lovely.

Totally 70+75+85+90+100 = Girls R Pakka 420.

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Great Offer:-


EXAMOFFER!

Take a BIT to the EXAM HALL

show it to your nearest TEACHER &

WIN a free trip to PRINCIPAL'S room & then

Enjoy Unlimited Holidays...

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Wife Missing:-


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postman: Yeh post office hai,

police station nahi.

Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau?

Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.

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Duplicate Key:-


Father: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Father: Three Months Ago

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Father: We were using duplicate key.

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Compounder Ban Jayenge:-


Teacher class mein apne baby ko

doodh pilate hue boli:

Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.

Pappu: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do

hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.

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Confident/Confidential:-


Son asks dad:

What is the difference between Confidence and Confidential.

Dad: You are my son, I am Confident.

Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential

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W-I-F-E


Husband asks,

Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says No, It means - With Idiot for Ever

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Where's Urs:-


Sometimes you might catch me staring at you.

It's not because you are cute

but bcoz my mom told me that

devils have tails and

I'm just wondering where's yours?

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Keep A Photo:


Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet

Look at it

when ur in trouble

U will Realise that

0ther Problems r not As Big As this.

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Lena..Kehna..Rehna:

Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena,

Bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,

Agar rose ke badle sandle mile,

To kehna pyari Behna sada kush rehna.....

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