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6 FACTS On THE EARTH.

1st FACT: U can't touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.

2nd FACT: After reading this,all fools wil try it.

3rd FACT: Now U will smile bcoz u have become a fool.

4th FACT: Now U want to fool ur friends.

5th FACT: Now u will forward it to all fools.

6th FACT: 1st Fact is false...

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girls policy:

Fraud with innocent boyz.

Fun with handsome boyz.
Luv with faithful boyz.

Finally

Marriage with Rich boyz.$$$$$$.
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A Really Funny Question:

Fill up the blanks

1) urname ________

2)percentage in 10th________ Percent

3)gender________


Now read 'only' the answers.! It's Truth!

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Waiting For Secretry:-

The teacher asked students to write an essay on

'If I were a Millionaire'.

All students started writing except Pappu.

Teacher: "What's the matter," "Why don't you begin?"

Pappu: I'm waiting for my secretary.

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I Saw...

A boy goes to a strip club.

His mom gets angry & asks him:

Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

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Sent Pictures:

1st Friend: My girl friend broke up with me

and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend.

2nd Friend: Really bad! What did u do?

1st Friend: I sent them 2 her dad.!!!


Boys Rockz....

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Music Lover:


How do u identify a true music lover?

A man when he hears a woman singing

in the bathroom and puts his ear

to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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Father-In-"Law":


Law Professor:

What is the most important LAW of

Finance for Starting a New Business?

Student:

Father-in-Law!

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3 Males:-


Doctor to Lady:

U r looking so weak and exhausted!

Are U properly taking 3 meals a day

as I had advised?


Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !

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April Fool:-

Pappu got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-, took the ticket and said

"April fool I have pass"


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