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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Police Siren Remix
Mandapeta Malkapeta
Unkul Unkul
Lover Boy
Sms Bell
Funny Hello
Devil
Maama Maama
Cogas
Crazy Man
Osama Bin Ladin
Ringtone Musiq

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Sharukh Khan
Yamunda
Sms Remix

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Funny

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Pakka 420:-

Girls R 70% Beauty.

Girls R 75% Sweety.

Girls R 85% Naughty.

Girls R 90% Cute.

Girls R 100% Lovely.

Totally 70+75+85+90+100 = Girls R Pakka 420. Smiley

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Great Offer:-


EXAMOFFER!

Take a BIT to the EXAM HALL

show it to your nearest TEACHER &

WIN a free trip to PRINCIPAL'S room & then

Enjoy Unlimited Holidays... Smiley

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Wife Missing:-


Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Smiley

Postman: Yeh post office hai,

police station nahi.

Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau?

Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha. Smiley

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Duplicate Key:-


Father: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Father: Three Months Ago

Doctor: What were you doing till now? Smiley

Father: We were using duplicate key. Smiley

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Compounder Ban Jayenge:-


Teacher class mein apne baby ko

doodh pilate hue boli:

Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.

Pappu: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do

hum compounder hi ban jaayenge. Smiley

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Confident/Confidential:-


Son asks dad:

What is the difference between Confidence and Confidential.

Dad: You are my son, I am Confident.

Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential Smiley

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W-I-F-E


Husband asks,

Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says No, It means - With Idiot for Ever Free Matrix Smiley Courtesy of www.FreeSmileys.org

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Where's Urs:-


Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. Smiley

It's not because you are cute

but bcoz my mom told me that

devils have tails and

I'm just wondering where's yours?

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Keep A Photo:


Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet

Look at it

when ur in trouble
Smiley
U will Realise that

0ther Problems r not As Big As this. Smiley

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Lena..Kehna..Rehna:

Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena,

Bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,

Agar rose ke badle sandle mile,

To kehna pyari Behna sada kush rehna.....Smiley

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Monday, December 14, 2009

6 FACTS On THE EARTH.

1st FACT: U can't touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.

2nd FACT: After reading this,all fools wil try it.

3rd FACT: Now U will smile bcoz u have become a fool.

4th FACT: Now U want to fool ur friends.

5th FACT: Now u will forward it to all fools.

6th FACT: 1st Fact is false... Smiley

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girls policy:

Fraud with innocent boyz. smiley face

Fun with handsome boyz. Love smiley face
Luv with faithful boyz. Love smiley face

Finally

Marriage with Rich boyz.$$$$$$. Love smiley face
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A Really Funny Question:

Fill up the blanks

1) urname ________

2)percentage in 10th________ Percent

3)gender________


Now read 'only' the answers.! It's Truth! Confused smiley face

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Waiting For Secretry:-

The teacher asked students to write an essay on

'If I were a Millionaire'.

All students started writing except Pappu.

Teacher: "What's the matter," "Why don't you begin?"

Pappu: I'm waiting for my secretary. Others smiley face

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I Saw...

A boy goes to a strip club.

His mom gets angry & asks him:

Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: Yes, I saw dad! smiley face

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Sent Pictures:

1st Friend: My girl friend broke up with me

and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend.

2nd Friend: Really bad! What did u do?

1st Friend: I sent them 2 her dad.!!! Cool smiley face


Boys Rockz....

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Music Lover: smiley face


How do u identify a true music lover?

A man when he hears a woman singing

in the bathroom and puts his ear

to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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Father-In-"Law":


Law Professor:

What is the most important LAW of

Finance for Starting a New Business?

Student:

Father-in-Law! Happy smiley face

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3 Males:-


Doctor to Lady:

U r looking so weak and exhausted!

Are U properly taking 3 meals a day

as I had advised?


Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day ! Happy smiley face

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April Fool:-

Pappu got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-, took the ticket and said

"April fool I have pass" smiley face


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Devotional

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Om Sai Namo Namah
Shivdhun
Swami Narayan Narayan Hari Hari
Jaya Ranga Ranga Vittala
Lakshmi Sloka
Om Jai Jagadeesh
Om Jai Lakshmi Maatha
Gayatri Mantra
Hanuman Chalisa
Om Mahapranadeepam
Shree Ganeshaya Dheemahi

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