Funny
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Pakka 420:-
Girls R 70% Beauty.
Girls R 75% Sweety.
Girls R 85% Naughty.
Girls R 90% Cute.
Girls R 100% Lovely.
Totally 70+75+85+90+100 = Girls R Pakka 420.
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EXAMOFFER!
Take a BIT to the EXAM HALL
show it to your nearest TEACHER &
WIN a free trip to PRINCIPAL'S room & then
Enjoy Unlimited Holidays...
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Wife Missing:-
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai,
police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau?
Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.
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Duplicate Key:-
Father: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Father: Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Father: We were using duplicate key.
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Compounder Ban Jayenge:-
Teacher class mein apne baby ko
doodh pilate hue boli:
Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Pappu: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do
hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.
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Confident/Confidential:-
Son asks dad:
What is the difference between Confidence and Confidential.
Dad: You are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential
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W-I-F-E
Husband asks,
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, It means - With Idiot for Ever
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Where's Urs:-
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you.
It's not because you are cute
but bcoz my mom told me that
devils have tails and
I'm just wondering where's yours?
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Keep A Photo:
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not As Big As this.
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Lena..Kehna..Rehna:
Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena,
Bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,
Agar rose ke badle sandle mile,
To kehna pyari Behna sada kush rehna.....
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Funny SMS
Monday, December 14, 2009
6 FACTS On THE EARTH.
1st FACT: U can't touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2nd FACT: After reading this,all fools wil try it.
3rd FACT: Now U will smile bcoz u have become a fool.
4th FACT: Now U want to fool ur friends.
5th FACT: Now u will forward it to all fools.
6th FACT: 1st Fact is false...
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girls policy:
Fraud with innocent boyz.
Fun with handsome boyz.
Luv with faithful boyz.
Finally
Marriage with Rich boyz.$$$$$$.
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A Really Funny Question:
Fill up the blanks
1) urname ________
2)percentage in 10th________ Percent
3)gender________
Now read 'only' the answers.! It's Truth!
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Waiting For Secretry:-
The teacher asked students to write an essay on
'If I were a Millionaire'.
All students started writing except Pappu.
Teacher: "What's the matter," "Why don't you begin?"
Pappu: I'm waiting for my secretary.
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I Saw...
A boy goes to a strip club.
His mom gets angry & asks him:
Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
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Sent Pictures:
1st Friend: My girl friend broke up with me
and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend.
2nd Friend: Really bad! What did u do?
1st Friend: I sent them 2 her dad.!!!
Boys Rockz....
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Music Lover:
How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing
in the bathroom and puts his ear
to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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Father-In-"Law":
Law Professor:
What is the most important LAW of
Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student:
Father-in-Law!
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3 Males:-
Doctor to Lady:
U r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are U properly taking 3 meals a day
as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
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April Fool:-
Pappu got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-, took the ticket and said
"April fool I have pass"
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Devotional
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Om Sai Namo Namah
Shivdhun
Swami Narayan Narayan Hari Hari
Jaya Ranga Ranga Vittala
Lakshmi Sloka
Om Jai Jagadeesh
Om Jai Lakshmi Maatha
Gayatri Mantra
Hanuman Chalisa
Om Mahapranadeepam
Shree Ganeshaya Dheemahi
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